A ball-outfit that I worked on. I used basic freehand gothic type script for the top. The subject wanted her favourite quote from a play written around the top and up onto her skin. The quote is 'why this is hell nor am I out of it' from Marlowe's Faustus. The straps are also drawn on. Don't ask me why.

Ladies and Gentlemen

You witness the initial stages of my soon-to-be-world-wide empire of fashion and original design. Soon it will no longer be original because everybody in the world will be copying me, but they will never have the style, class or élan of the original.

Your jeans say a lot about who you are. Why not have them say it out loud?

Massage your old jeans back into amazing newness with fantastic eye-catching pictures, or personalise them with text in any style, shape or size.

Quotes, song lyrics, your personal motto.

Make your daggy generic new jeans your own with an original artwork by a young australian designer.

Save girls the embarassment of asking for your phone-number by having it written across your buttocks.

Anything and everything you want on your jeans, including basic repairs, refreshing dye-jobs or custom 'distressing' I can do for you.

Get your personalised and amazing one-of-a-kind designer design. Until I am swamped by rabid fans and heated demands, these will continue to be available to you at an incredibly reasonable price.

Prices will vary with the extent of work you want on your best fashion friends, but start at $15.

Pictures coming soon.

Contact me in the comments, or at randomblade@hotmail.com