Men's Jeans. Black and White permanent plastic paint. Gothic freehand and capitals. Ozymandias poem by Shelley. Subject's favourite. $20 

Rear. Puntastic 'look on my works ye mighty and despair' 

The lone and level sands. Detail. White, black and yellow. Gothic freehand, Gothic capitals. 'Distressed' hem. 

Ozymandias Crouch 

Ozymandias Crotch 

Right back leg 

Front shot. 

Other left. 

Left back leg. Girls loose fit 

Girls loose fit jeans. Plastic permanent paint. Mixed font. Thigh Detail. 

Men's light jeans front.

Voila the artiste at work...

Here are some pictures from a recent evening spent with friends. Will is a cheap bastard and refuses to pay me to do a proper job with the plastic permanents, so I make him keep his trousers on and do it on the run.

Conditionals is a term from Logic - his favourite subject, and also the title of his blog.

He wanted Sandy, from the O.C wrapped around his left calf. 

While you wait... 

Inner Thigh Conditionals